Greetings and salutations my good fellows and fillet's!

Why not go out to the shop and buy yourself a lovely jar of peanut butter? why not buy one for a gift or present, I'm sure your mates will love the thought!

ohh well instead of using money we could use water as currency! That way we would eliminate world poverty overnight. in places with no water they can use oil instead! Also everybody in the UK will get enough land so they can grow all there own food if they wish to. instead of commuting to work we should use solar powered computers and all road vehicles should be driven automatically and powered by hydrogen fuel cells. Because we no longer have currency robots will do all of the nasty jobs for us whilst stock brokers trade in commodities instead of stock, "I invested 12 pigs in Microsoft and the stock went down and the pigs vanished"! lol

Cars should be banned in London and everyone can loan a bike for a £20 deposit(There worth £20 due to economies of scale). The outside of Lindon will be turned into a Huge free car park and lazy buggers can still use buss', trains, tubes and trams. That way the noisy buggers won't keep going past my window!!!